Since the last post, plenty has happened. I started work as a supply teacher at a school for high needs kids about a week ago. It’s been good fun so far, but more importantly, it’s been keeping me busy and earning some money for a change. I’m still keeping my eyes out for other opportunities, but at least the burden and anxiety can have a rest. Today I’m on a Virgin train headed across the English countryside to an interview on the other side of the country. It’s cheaper than the gas it would cost to drive and you get to kick back and relax and even save an hour in the trip time. (because it travels at 4,000mph…)
Other than that, I wanted to share a partial little list I’ve put together of the extremely subtle pros and cons of life in London. Only after meticulous scrutiny and unbiased evaluation was I able to assemble this list.
Extremely Subtle Pros
- All shopping carts are equipped with 4 fully rotating wheels, allowing for improved maneuvering and cornering ability over their US, fixed rear wheel, counterparts.
- Televised sporting events have limited (or zero) commercial interruption and half-times are much shorter.
- The youngster in me enjoys the armed police. Most don’t carry anything, but the armed cops carry automatic rifles and land mines. Ok…no land mines…
Extremely Subtle Cons
- Most heating systems are based on radiators in each room. This leads to uncomfortable ‘hot spots’ and the occasional minor burn when accidently touched.
- Most people here are not familiar with the laws governing the use of the sidewalk. Namely, when an oncoming person approaches, it is natural for each person to move to opposite sides of the walkway to facilitate a smooth passing experience. When a mother walking shoulder to shoulder with her 37 children approach and ignore this understanding, decisions have to be made that no one should have to consider. You start looking for weak ‘links’ in the chain to aim for in the hope of breaking through their defensive formation. So far, I’ve learned to aim for little ones.
- Instead of using large slabs of concrete which provide an even surface, sidewalks are made of tiny concrete squares. Over the years some have drifted, some have sunk, some have risen, and almost all of them have been responsible for someone completely eating it.
Pics:
1. The minister's speech at the wedding comes to mind. (strangely)
2. The entrance to Downing Street. (where the Prime Minister lives)
3. Just like home. We caught the Dolphins/Giants game at Wembley Arena.
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